{"id":1551,"date":"2022-09-03T20:46:16","date_gmt":"2022-09-03T20:46:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/?p=1551"},"modified":"2022-09-26T11:40:44","modified_gmt":"2022-09-26T11:40:44","slug":"cinnamon-roll-intestines-a-disgustingly-delicious-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/cinnamon-roll-intestines-a-disgustingly-delicious-breakfast\/","title":{"rendered":"Cinnamon Roll Intestines: A Disgustingly Delicious Breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-Hero.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1568\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-Hero.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-Hero-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-Hero-768x576.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>Growing up I was never one to do much for Halloween (other than going door to door and getting pillow cases full of candy that is). But now that I have kids, I think I might be having a little too much fun.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I love that I have an excuse to change up meal time. It gives me an opportunity to answer the millionth request for \u201ca snack\u201d and \u201cI\u2019m hungry\u201d with something other than what can I scrounge in the fridge. Now I have purpose. Now I have a goal. My wife might get grossed out along the way, but the kids love it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And before we get into the season of pumpkin spice everything and Christmas in October, I like to have an excuse to let out a little weird. A time that I can either spend with the kids creating something fun and delicious, or something I can surprise everyone with.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So for breakfast today, we\u2019re going to make some cinnamon roll intestines. Not only is it delicious, but it\u2019s ridiculously easy and takes only two ingredients.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Ingredients:<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>2, 12.4oz containers of Cinnamon Rolls with Icing<\/li><li>Red Food Coloring<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1553\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-1.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-1-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-1-768x576.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Directions:<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ol type=\"1\"><li>Preheat the oven to 400 degrees and grease a quarter sized sheet pan (the one that\u2019s 9 \u00bd\u201d x 13\u201d).<\/li><li>Unroll each cinnamon roll and rearrange them on the pan in an irregular patter (you know, like small intestine).<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-2.jpeg\" alt=\"Unroll the cinnamon rolls\" class=\"wp-image-1554\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-2.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-2-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-2-768x576.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption>Unroll the cinnamon rolls<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-3.jpeg\" alt=\"Arrange the cinnamon rolls in an irregular pattern\" class=\"wp-image-1555\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-3.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-3-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-3-768x576.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption>Arrange the cinnamon rolls in an irregular pattern<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<ol start=\"3\"><li>Bake in a 400 degree oven for 13-17 minutes or until golden brown.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-4.jpeg\" alt=\"Cook cinnamon rolls for 13-17 minutes or until golden brown\" class=\"wp-image-1558\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-4.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-4-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-4-768x576.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption>Cook for 13-17 minutes or until golden brown<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<ol start=\"4\"><li>In a small bowl, pour the icing that came with the cinnamon rolls. Add red food coloring and mix. (You might need to add a healthy amount of food coloring to give a nice red color)<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestive-5.jpeg\" alt=\"Pour both packets of cinnamon roll icing into a bowl\" class=\"wp-image-1559\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestive-5.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestive-5-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestive-5-768x576.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption>Pour both packets of icing into a bowl<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-6.jpeg\" alt=\"Add red food coloring to the icing\" class=\"wp-image-1560\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-6.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-6-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-6-768x576.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption>Add red food coloring to the icing<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-7.jpeg\" alt=\"Mix the food coloring and icing until evenly mixed\" class=\"wp-image-1561\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-7.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-7-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-7-768x576.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption>Mix the food coloring and icing until evenly mixed<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote\"><blockquote><p>Opt.: Add strawberry jam if you want it strawberry flavored and if you want to see chunks in your blood!<\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"5\"><li>Pour the blood\/icing over the cooked cinnamon intestine\/rolls. Spread evenly and use a basting brush to brush some of the icing into the folds.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-8.jpeg\" alt=\"Pour the red icing over the cooked cinnamon roll\" class=\"wp-image-1562\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-8.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-8-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-8-768x576.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption>Pour the red icing over the cooked cinnamon roll<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-9.jpeg\" alt=\"Use a basting brush to spread the icing evenly round the cinnamon rolls and into the cracks\" class=\"wp-image-1563\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-9.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-9-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-9-768x576.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption>Use a basting brush to spread the icing evenly round the cinnamon rolls and into the cracks<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-10.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1566\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-10.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-10-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Cinnamon-Roll-Intestine-10-768x576.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>And if you&#8217;re looking for more gross\/spooky meal ideas, check out <a href=\"https:\/\/dadstuffsite.com\/mac-and-cheese-brains-zombie-food-for-your-little-monsters\/\">Mac and Cheese Brains (Zombie Food for Your Little Monsters)<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Growing up I was never one to do much for Halloween (other than going door to door and getting pillow cases full of candy that is). 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